Aug. 26, 2025

66. OVER THE TOP UNDERCOVER STORIES

66. OVER THE TOP UNDERCOVER STORIES
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You did WHAT?! Officers Jimmy Polyak and Brad Sims share hilarious stories about all the ways to bust working girls, dog CPR, how NOT to hitch a horse, and MORE!

Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement.
 
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Welcome, Welcome to Offbeat, the Light Side of Law Enforcement,

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part of the Treehouse Podcast Network. On today's show, we'll

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hear about dog CPR. Oh, it would be a good

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learning show. So we got dog CPR, priesthood. I can't wait,

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dancing and underwear. Yeah that goes yeah, nay.

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Mine hand it in. Yeah.

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Yeah, we'll see how we tie these together. Who knows

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what else we'll get into. Steve here co host for today,

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Detective Curtis Hadley. Glad to be here, guys, And we've

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got two guests. Two guests join us in the studio today.

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We've got Officer Jimmy Pollack, Steve. Good to be here, Curtis,

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and we're also joined by Officer Brad Simms.

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Hey, good to be here. Thank you, thanks for.

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Being here, gentlemen. Uh, Curtis, anything new in your world?

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Uh? Now? What?

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We are?

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A new chief?

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You got a new chief?

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Yeah?

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Yes, congratulations to Chief Eddie Garcia.

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That's just one more thing we have stole fro Dallas.

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I'm gonna be honest with you. I didn't even know

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that had been made official.

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Yeah, you come out yesterday and official official yesterday.

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And yeah, so I guess Uh, fort Worth. You guys,

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your recruiting is incredibly powerful.

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Well it is, but I mean this is like the

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second short Baald guy. We're gonna have a row. But hey,

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I hope it works out, man Monny Eddie, I thank you.

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Guys will enjoy having had a chief Eddi over there now.

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Last week and last week's episode number sixty five, we

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had one of our guests, Josh van Brunt, was here.

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Something Josh failed to mention on the show is that

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he's actually part of the fourth Police Department Pipes and

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Drum Group, and he actually after the show, gave us

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a couple of coins from the fort Worth Police Department

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Pipes and Drums. You know, unusual coins, I will say.

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But he's got one that's a bagpiper and one that's

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a little drummer guy there metal figurines, kind of so special.

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Thanks to the beaters and blowers out there for giving

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us all the The guard man's pretty good stuff. You

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can't call him a drummer boy. That'd be Christmas, they'd

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be that's a drummer man. Drummer man, drummer man because

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he kills a little longer, how you know.

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Well here actually in this one you can see the drum.

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You can't even see the kilt.

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That's that could be a problem.

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Yeah, that's you know. I mean even if you turn around.

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Don't turn around, don't look at the back.

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Okay, let's get into this now, Jimmy, you are currently

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an officer, correct.

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That's correct?

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And where do you work?

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So? I'm currently assigned to the vice unit in fort Worth?

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All right.

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I've been there for about five years.

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Now, very good, five years total and fort Worth for

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five years total.

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Advice thirteen total and fort Worth I've spent five years

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in patrol and then I spent some time in narcotics,

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a little bit of time in the criminal tracking unit,

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and now vice.

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Pretty good.

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So have a good time.

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Well, and Brad, what about what about you? You work

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at fort Worth? Also?

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Yes, I'm fort Worth, been in for fourteen years. I

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did five years in patrol, about a year in Knaine

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and seven years or so and vice and now I'm

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currently the still kind of attached to vice, but I

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do the permits for sobs, which is sexually oriented businesses.

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I'm glad you said that because I think that's some

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of the bitches.

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Yeah, it goes both ways.

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Well, okay, yeah, again, going back to hand in hand, Curtis,

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you used to used to be attached device.

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Also, these are my vice.

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Brothers and we all we did we did some shanagas

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and we rover there.

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We all know where the bodies are buried.

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They're still shallow graves. They're buried, all right.

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Yeah, let's not elaborate on that one where they say

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I still got the shovel.

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Okay, Well, let's dive into some of these stories. And

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I have a I have a feeling since you guys

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showed up with the list of stories today these are,

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with the titles you guys brought me, I can almost

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assume these are device related.

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I would say most of them, some of them, some

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of them. One of the mine's a good patrol story. Two

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of mine are are good patrols.

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Well, Jimmy, let's let's start off with you, and we

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probably just need to go ahead and get this one

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over here. That way we can continue on with our

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normal format. But let's I understand you've got a story

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about a priest.

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I do. I do so as part of our duties

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and vice we do human trafficking details where we our

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unit will get hotel rooms and then we'll hit the

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escort pages and we'll call in escorts to our rooms,

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make deals with them for prostitution and other assorted punal

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code offenses, and then you know, we'll have a takedown

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team come in take them into custody. Then they'll be

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interviewed by our human trafficking unit and try to see

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if there's any human trafficking involved. And so while we

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were preparing for one of these details, my lieutenant came

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into the office while we were searching the escort pages

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for ads to us to call over the weekend. And

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he comes up and he sits down and he said, Pollock.

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He said, I bet you you can't make a case

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this weekend while dressed as a Catholic priest. And I said, uh,

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I bet you I can. Yeah, yeah, I immediately got

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on Amazon, right and I got the black shirt with

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the collar, and uh. My wife went out, she got

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me some rosary. Absolutely I told her, I told her

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what I was doing. So she went, I think she went.

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She went to some Christian bookstore. She got a she

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got a set of rosaries, and uh, and and I

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even had some Catholic officers show me I'm a Baptist

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you know, Adam show me how to do the sign

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of the.

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Cross and and uh.

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And then on the night of the detail, I got

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dressed up. I mean I had slacks on, I put

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the collar on, I put the shirt on with the collar.

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I set the room up. I had a Bible laying

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out a rosary, and uh, I had my hair slicked over.

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I mean I looked the part and uh so, uh

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I was able to get I was able to get

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somebody up to the room. And so I'm waiting in

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the room. I hear and knock on the door, and uh,

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I go over and answer it, and she freaks out

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and she goes, oh my gosh, she wants expecting a

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Catholic on the other side of the door, right, And

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so so I said, what, you've never been with the

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priest before, and.

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She goes no.

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I said, well, come on in, and so we come

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in and she's she thinks this is a setup. I

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mean she's looking at the bathroom, you know, under the bed.

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She's trying to figure out what's going on here. So

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we sit down and then I start going into some

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story about how I'm out of town for some convention

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for priests from Lubbock, Texas, right, and just hear the story,

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just just and I said, you know, but I have

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a problem. And she goes what I goes, well, I

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like to have sex with women. And of course, you know,

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in my profession, that's that's a problem. We're supposed to

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be celibate, right, And she's and she's like, okay, she's

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still trying to figure out if I real or not.

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And so, you know, I kind of tell her at

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that point, you know, I only do this when I'm

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out of town. I can't do this when I'm in

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love it because I might get caught by one of

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my parishioners. And and uh, and so did I start crying.

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Steve, We're all in the we're all in the tech

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room watching this live.

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That's great, including the lieutenant. And I understand later he

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was looking at going I can't did it. I can't

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believe he did it. And he's like, well, you dare

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him too. But anyway, so so I start crying, right

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and uh, and she she goes, well, well, what what

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do you want to do? And I said, I just

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want to have sex with the woman. That's all I

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want to do. I just want to be touched by

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a woman and she goes, oh, thank god, I thought

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you wanted like some butt stuff or something and.

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Just the woman.

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So I said, I said, so you know, I said,

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I said the price was yeah. I think it was

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like two hundred dollars or something. I got up headed

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or the money. Uh, you know, then gave the takedown signal. Well,

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when when CTU came into the room, they're.

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All shaking their heads.

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Raina is the first one in the room and he goes,

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mamstead up, put your what Uh? No one had told

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him that I was dressed as a priest.

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Catholic, the greatest Catholic.

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So about thirty minutes later, Raina sends me a text

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and he goes, He goes, it's nothing sacred to you,

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and I said, uh, I said, man, I'm a Baptist,

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not a Catholic. Anyways, that's my that's my priest.

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I do remember you like you were laying on thick

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with her, trying to kind of get her. But I

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was like, you know, when you're like, I've got this problem,

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like just this one thing I need and that's a

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woman's touch, and she's like okay.

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It's like.

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Like I'm not perverted. I'm just a priest, okay.

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And would when CTU came in to take her to

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cause I don't even think she knew what happened. Now

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she was trying to process, like what I was with

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the priest? Now I'm in cuffs? What what's going on?

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Am I mc.

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It?

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Where's the cowboy? It was a good story made for

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a good video too.

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Man, we're gonna and we're gonna have to enhance this

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charge because you're well, yeah, sex with the priest, I

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mean that's that's wrong on so many levels.

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Yeah, it's like you offended God here.

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Okay, Yeah, we're charging you at the Bible verse number.

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All ten commandments.

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Actually, what what made that story kind of even funnier

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is right before that, there's more to this, Okay. Right

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before that, another officer made a deal and they had

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like this, Uh it's like fake weed. Okay, so when

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you light it up, it smells like weed. So the

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whole room stunk like cannabis. Several warning signs there. I

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guess I was trying to open up the windows off the.

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Room, and you got it was you got to keep

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it that. We do that weed to do them a lot.

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So we had to try to spice our side of

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it up because I mean, it's our job, but yeah,

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but we still want to try a little bit of home.

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We're doing it.

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Absolutely again, like we've we've said on the show many

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times before, Hey, if you're not having fun, then it's

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just worked. You might as well have fun while you're

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doing it.

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That was just one of the tenants theirs.

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There was another one on that list where he dared

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me to do something.

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So, now did you get anything? Did you get anything

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back for winning this?

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Now?

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Bragging rides and rights?

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These are these are stories that the young guys will

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be telling years after. It's like, man, do you remember

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that guy Paul Like he dressed up like a priest?

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Remember way Nsis was with us on that one. He

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came in and he goes Pollock. In all my years

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and undercover work, no one's ever gotten a case dressed

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like a priest before.

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So we we.

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Take we take a snapshot of the things that we

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do crazy and and the pictures of them are on

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our desks. So so somebody that's non advice comes in

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the vice room and there's all these weird pictures on

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our desks, and they're like what is going on with

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these pictures? And it's like, well, each one is a story.

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Uh yeah, all right, Jimmy's got a photo of himself

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dressed up as a.

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Priestley Oh yep, Well, Brad, jeez man, We've got to

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follow up a priesthood story like that.

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But I it's it's tough to follow now, I understand

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back and I'm assuming this was in your patrol days.

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You you told me that you have had to respond

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to a large animal call that was kind of interesting.

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Yes, Steve, there was a I got a call that

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I guess somebody had called in that a neighbor's horse

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I guess, which was a stud, had jumped the fence

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trying to get to his mare. And so I show

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up and I'm thinking, Okay, what am I going to

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do with this? So I asked the guy if he

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had a lasso, and he's like, yeah, yeah, I do.

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And I used to do a little roping back in

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the day. So alasta the horse, and I had the

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great idea of tying to my buddy bumper. Seems legit,

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you know, yeah, Because then we call the commercial Cowboy,

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which is with Terran County, and you know, they come

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out with a horse trailer and all that.

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So just to just celebrate buddy bumper on your car,

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like the push bumper, yesah, pushbumper. Yeah, okay, so the

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pushbumper on the frame of your car. Correct, Hey that's

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a that's a hitching post, right.

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Yeah. I thought it was a great plan. It's the frame.

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I underestimated the uh, the drive of a stud horse

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trying to get to a mayor and uh, he ripped

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my bumper off my patrol car. The good thing was

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is that he couldn't jump the fence again with the

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uh with this push yes.

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Yes, so yeah.

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When the commercial cowboy did show up, he was like,

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what in the world is going on with this horse

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running around? Drag get my my buddy bumper, poor cockbox

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to get a wrangleed beat Uh yeah it took a minute. Yeah,

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he was worked up. The horse was really worked out,

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frustrated to say, frustrated.

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They had to put him in sideways.

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So you have to do a memo damage to city

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property kind of thing.

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I did.

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A horse ripped the bumper off of my car. Kind

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of a dear chief letter.

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Did you have to a packet like fifty fifteen package

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between the mayor and the horse.

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No, yeah, accident review board. No, No, I didn't have

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to do that.

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He wasn't technically an accident. He did it.

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I did it on purpose. And I'll tell you that.

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The weird thing about it was somebody else had probably

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tore that buddy bumper up and just put it back

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on there because they slide in, because I've had him

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where you pull them out, so it more likely got

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damaged by somebody else and like just slide it back in.

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Yeah, sitting there.

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And with the breast, don't know, don't hurt them, right.

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Welcome to for Worth Chief Eddie Garcia.

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I figured my name, my name is Jason Bell. Bell

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Bell will get a kick out of that.

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Now, Brad staying staying on the topic of animals, Oh okay,

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you mentioned you had a story about stepping in a

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little dog waste.

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Yeah, that was that was a very stinky story. Cold

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and stinky, cold and stinky. H My partner and I

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we went went on a call and it was it

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was you know, in December, everything was it was snowy

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and icy, and it.

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Was it was like seventeen degrees.

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Was this dear Stowmageddon?

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It could have been. Yeah. Yeah.

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So we go to the call and uh we luckily

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we were able to talk to this person at the

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front door. Lucky for them, I didn't have to go

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in their house because unbeknownst to me at the time,

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I had stepped in dog crap in the front yard

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and I didn't realize it until we were finished with

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the call and we got back. We got back in

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the car and started to drive off, and uh, my

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partner kind of had like a weak stomach, and he

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immediately like opened the passenger door and started throwing up.

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And I'm still thinking, like, what the heck is going on?

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And I obviously I can smell it, but I mean

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I think it's him. It was like, you know, it's me.

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And there is a there is a big glob of

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it on my boot, and so with everything frozen over,

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we have a dilemma on how to get it off

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my boot. So we're driving seventeen degrees with the windows down,

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and we happened to drive by an elementary school that

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rose my Rosemont Elementary that they had left their sprinklers on,

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and so the whole football field out there was like

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a sheet of ice.

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So I.

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Promise you if somebody had their cell phones out. They

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made some money off of this one because I jumped

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out of the patrol car and I went to run

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across the frozen football field frozen tundra. I bust my butt,

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of course, and then finally get over to the sprinkler

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so I can wash my boot off. And so it was.

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It was quite the quite the ideal.

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Oh my gosh, I can see it happening.

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Though.

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You got to get it off somehow.

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You'll have to ask a lot about that. Okay, well,

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what is it, Zach Lott.

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Yes, we were in the academy together.

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Yes, oh no, yeah, we we heard all about Curtis

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Academy class last week.

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I saw that episode. That was a good episode.

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Now, Jimmy, you one of the stories you brought you,

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says Deaf John. Story was a title.

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Yes, Actually these two were in on this one. So

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part of our part of our duties as vice officers

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is to do what we call hole patrol, and that's

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where we go out onto the streets and we pick

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up ladies of the night from street corn and they

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get into the car and we are the stroll and

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uh we uh we make cases for prostitution. And uh,

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and then they're arrested and taken to jail unless they

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make an outcraft, unless they make an outcry human trafficking.

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If you're listening, then then we bring them to You

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don't want to get in trouble here, but uh but anyways,

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so you know, part of it, like you said Steve

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at the beginning, is to try to make this as

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fun as possible. So you know, we take turns and

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who's going to be the undercover and that day it

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happened to be my turn, and I said, you know

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what fellas today, I'm going to uh, I'm gonna pretend

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that I'm deaf and uh and I'm gonna pick these

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girls up that I'm deaf, and I'm even going to

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bring a pad of paper with me and I'm all

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write down what I want, which, by the way, So anyway,

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so we get out there, well, these two they're in

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the they're in the processing van and uh uh they

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tell me get us on an open line because we

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want to hear this because this is gonna be funny.

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And this was actually back before we were required a

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videotape all these encounters. So uh so I pull up

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what hotel was it in front of.

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Brad was it the it was down by the Luxury

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that was.

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Down by the Luxury on Lancaster And uh I pull

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up to pull up to this unsuspecting female and rolled

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out the passenger side window. She comes up to the door.

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She goes, what can I do for you? Baby? And Steve,

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I look at her and I go, I deaf, I

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can't hear you, just just like that, and she goes.

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She goes, what I go, if I can't hear you,

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you know, I'm just trying to sound as much like

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a deaf person as I can't. Sorry if I think

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he's trying to sound so so she So he goes

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back and forth for a minute. I'll play the woughle

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I can't hear you. And finally she just gets exasperated.

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She goes, what what I go? Hold on, hold on

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a minute? And uh So I get out my piece

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of paper, right and I write on there how much

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for a blow job? And I hand it to her

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with the pin and she looks at the paper. She's

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thinking it's gotta be app right, and Steve, she literally goes,

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she shrugs her shoulders like that, grabs it wrights forty dollars. Oh,

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it hands it back to me. So I go, I

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go for forty forty dollars and she goes She goes, yeah, yeah,

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I said, okay, get in the car. Get in the car. Well,

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that's not the funniest part of.

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You to draw a picture of a car with the

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door open.

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Once she gets in the car and I take off

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with her, waiting for the vice unit to catch up

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to pull me over to take her into custody. She goes, well, baby,

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if you're deaf, I know sign language.

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Curtis and I are like, what are the odds some

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random chick on Blake she knows?

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Did you say I'm blind?

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Now she starts going.

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She starts doing this. I don't know what the hell

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she's doing. So what I pretended to do is I

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was driving and whatever she'd quit moving her hands out

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of my peripheral. I'd look over her and go, I

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can't hear you, and then I keep driving. He told

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me later he said they were rolling because they said

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there was this moment of awkward silence after she said.

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She this is what she said.

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She goes, Oh, it's okay, baby, I know sign language.

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And we're back back to more Offbeat, the light side

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Detective Curtis Hadley. Thanks for bader, and we're joining with

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two guests in the studio. We've got Officer Jimmy Pullack,

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thank you, thank you, and Officer Brad Simms glad to

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488
00:27:21.400 --> 00:27:25.680
Thank you, Curtis. He really did, Curtis Is, did you see.

489
00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:27.599
Him going Sunday Sunday Sunday?

490
00:27:27.759 --> 00:27:29.079
Yeah, It's like I tell me, I got a face

491
00:27:29.119 --> 00:27:32.839
for radio. Man, I promise you Sunday, Sunday, we all

492
00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:34.839
in a world.

493
00:27:36.519 --> 00:27:38.920
You should do voiceovers. You really should.

494
00:27:39.359 --> 00:27:40.119
I'll look into it.

495
00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:45.039
Yeah, or read the was the book reading people or whatever?

496
00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:46.200
People read the books in.

497
00:27:46.680 --> 00:27:48.279
I can barely read the back of a perp, you know,

498
00:27:48.359 --> 00:27:53.039
Mama shampoo bottle, so Okayne.

499
00:27:53.359 --> 00:27:54.279
And you're a detective.

500
00:27:54.759 --> 00:27:58.839
Yeah, I told you it's not hard. You can't read,

501
00:27:58.960 --> 00:27:59.599
he can't hear?

502
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:04.519
Yeah, I mean we make a great team. Thank you.

503
00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:07.839
The movie was who was it? Oh?

504
00:28:11.519 --> 00:28:16.039
Oh, Gene Wilder Man? Was it Richard Richard Pryor?

505
00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:18.039
Those are some good times.

506
00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:19.759
That was when it was slapstick stuff. Man.

507
00:28:19.839 --> 00:28:22.400
This stuff today has nothing on those shows.

508
00:28:22.680 --> 00:28:23.519
It really doesn't.

509
00:28:24.200 --> 00:28:25.119
Roddy Dangerfield.

510
00:28:25.799 --> 00:28:28.759
I can watch his movies all day.

511
00:28:29.000 --> 00:28:34.920
Caddy Shack, all right, speaking of speaking of comedy, and

512
00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:36.839
you know we just mentioned Caddy Shack with a little

513
00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:40.640
gopher on there, Braddy. Kind of your theme for the

514
00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:43.480
day has been animals thus far. And I understand you

515
00:28:43.519 --> 00:28:46.759
got a story about dog CPR.

516
00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:55.480
I do, Steve. So we got a call about a

517
00:28:55.519 --> 00:28:56.720
guy's dog.

518
00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:03.200
That was he was in a bad, bad way, he

519
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:04.240
was kind.

520
00:29:04.119 --> 00:29:08.319
Of dying, and so we come in not really knowing

521
00:29:09.319 --> 00:29:15.359
what to expect, and so there was h there was.

522
00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:18.039
There ended up being several of us on that call.

523
00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:24.119
And so we come into this guy's house and he

524
00:29:24.279 --> 00:29:28.279
is in just a panic and he's, you know, he's

525
00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:31.279
telling us that, you know, his his dog is dying

526
00:29:31.359 --> 00:29:33.480
and we've got to help him. We've got to help him.

527
00:29:34.759 --> 00:29:39.200
And uh, we all look at each other like, I

528
00:29:39.240 --> 00:29:44.079
don't know what to do, but I just ah really

529
00:29:44.680 --> 00:29:47.119
felt the need to, you know, try to put this

530
00:29:47.160 --> 00:29:50.680
guy to ease. I got to do something. I mean, uh,

531
00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:56.599
you know, call the cops. You you expected to answer,

532
00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:00.319
We're supposed to have all the answers. So I I

533
00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:04.279
jump in the action, and uh I get down there

534
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:07.039
and and start giving the dog CPR.

535
00:30:08.279 --> 00:30:10.759
Now are you doing chess compressions? Are you giving mouth

536
00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:11.160
to mouth?

537
00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:13.599
I'm doing snout the mouth.

538
00:30:13.799 --> 00:30:18.440
I'm doing uh, chest compressions. And I'm just close to

539
00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:22.880
his snout and like blowing, blowing in his nose.

540
00:30:23.119 --> 00:30:25.279
And you've got the fire department in route, right.

541
00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:37.480
Yes, yes, So uh So this goes on and the

542
00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:39.920
dog is is actually having a seizure.

543
00:30:40.480 --> 00:30:43.720
Okay, so he's the dogs just having any seizure.

544
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:53.000
Yes, yes, so was it.

545
00:30:53.720 --> 00:30:55.920
So the dog wasn't really dying, the dog's just having

546
00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:56.359
a seizure.

547
00:30:56.440 --> 00:31:00.839
No, he was really dying. It's like a seizure prior

548
00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:01.440
to dying.

549
00:31:02.839 --> 00:31:04.079
Power of Chriss compels you.

550
00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:10.400
So, uh, this goes on for like ten minutes because

551
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:14.759
the guy is still in a panic. Meanwhile, you know,

552
00:31:16.759 --> 00:31:19.400
the other cops that are there are they're trying to

553
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:21.680
keep a straight face because this guy is just.

554
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:22.200
In a panic.

555
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:25.160
I'm down there on my knees, you know, doing chest

556
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:31.799
compression and blowing into snout and it comes to a

557
00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:43.079
point where the dog obviously passes. And so when that,

558
00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:47.799
when that happened, he you know, he expelled his bodily

559
00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:51.640
functions and everything. I'm still trying to do CPR, and

560
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:56.279
so finally I stop and I look at the guy

561
00:31:56.599 --> 00:32:01.880
and I'm just like, sir, I'm sorry. I did everything

562
00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:06.640
I could, but I think I think he's gone. And

563
00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:10.119
the guy's just like, oh my god, Oh my god.

564
00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:14.599
And he opens the refrigerator and like we think he's

565
00:32:14.599 --> 00:32:17.559
gonna grab a beer, but he grabs a doctor pepper

566
00:32:18.559 --> 00:32:24.680
and he downs this doctor pepper and it had it

567
00:32:24.759 --> 00:32:32.839
had been raining cats and dogs and so so I

568
00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:37.440
step out of the back door and uh, there's a

569
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:40.400
there's a big trash can there, and the lid is

570
00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:45.079
upside down and it's full of rain water. And I'm

571
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:49.960
actually taking off my gloves and gonna throw him away

572
00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:50.839
in this trash can.

573
00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:52.440
And so I moved.

574
00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:56.519
The lid, and you know, the water hits, and of

575
00:32:56.519 --> 00:33:02.000
course everybody inside thinks that I'm outside vomiting. It was

576
00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:07.279
really just the just the trash can lid. But the

577
00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:11.799
the afterwards is is what was funny and talking about it.

578
00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:14.680
You know, it wasn't funny that the dog died and

579
00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:20.359
all that, but just in talking about it, and they're like,

580
00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:23.119
you know, I can't believe you know, I can't believe

581
00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:26.200
you did you know, CPR and a dog and you know,

582
00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:28.559
like how did you know to do that? And I'm like,

583
00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:32.279
I mean I had to do something right. And then

584
00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:35.839
they're like, why did you go outside and throw up?

585
00:33:35.880 --> 00:33:38.839
Though? And I'm like, I didn't throw up.

586
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:40.960
That was a trash can lid, you know, And it

587
00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:43.160
just I mean, it just sounded like it when I'm

588
00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:46.240
when I was throwing away my gloves, but it's just

589
00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:47.319
it's just the stuff.

590
00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:49.720
You can't you can't make up Steve.

591
00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:53.519
Yeah, you know, it's sad that he lost his dog.

592
00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:54.160
It is.

593
00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:57.680
We love animals on the show. Obviously I've started to

594
00:33:57.720 --> 00:33:58.839
do at my house.

595
00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:00.960
But dogs myself.

596
00:34:01.640 --> 00:34:05.160
Yeah, and Brad, you said you did a year in canine, right,

597
00:34:05.480 --> 00:34:05.839
I did?

598
00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:06.400
I did.

599
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:07.680
They didn't training for CPR.

600
00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:12.880
Actually, Uh, they did a lot of training on Uh.

601
00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:16.880
We had to spend a week in the veterinarian hospital,

602
00:34:18.119 --> 00:34:21.119
so they teach you a lot of first aid and everything.

603
00:34:21.119 --> 00:34:26.760
But that that call was prior to going into k Yeah,

604
00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:29.679
you made natural Maybe that's why you made canine. They

605
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:40.039
hear CPR skills dogs. Jerry moved back to Jimmy here Curtis, Oh, absolutely, yeah,

606
00:34:41.079 --> 00:34:44.119
you had. I don't even know where to go here.

607
00:34:44.159 --> 00:34:47.719
I've got a whole list. What is the excited to

608
00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:50.519
see me story?

609
00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:56.000
Uh? Well, this one, this was a little bit more involved.

610
00:34:56.280 --> 00:35:00.239
But this was back in my patrol days. And uh,

611
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:02.679
there was one particular guy, I'm gonna call him William.

612
00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:06.119
I won't give his whole name, but him and I

613
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:12.000
he was just fresh out of prison in his mid

614
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:13.280
were both out of prison.

615
00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:22.039
He was first, I'm just on a program, you know

616
00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:25.239
that prison he was.

617
00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:30.559
But but William was a guy fresh out of prison,

618
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:33.719
and I had run into him twice in a two

619
00:35:33.719 --> 00:35:36.880
week period. Once was on a traffic stop where he

620
00:35:36.920 --> 00:35:39.400
got arrested. Wasn't wasn't my call. I just came to

621
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:42.079
assist on the stop, and him and I had gotten

622
00:35:42.119 --> 00:35:43.800
to talking on the stop. I mean, he was an

623
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:47.440
amicable enough fellow, right, And but William grew up and

624
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:50.159
stopped six and he liked to represent, so he actually

625
00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:54.480
tattooed an octagon in the center of his forehead with

626
00:35:54.519 --> 00:35:57.519
the sixth edit for stop six. So this is the

627
00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:00.920
intelligence level we're dealing with here, okay. And then a

628
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:04.559
couple of weeks with pride, and a couple of weeks later,

629
00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:08.119
we ran into him on a burglary in progress. He'd

630
00:36:08.119 --> 00:36:10.519
broken him and two other guys had broken into a

631
00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:13.320
house and they got followed and we ended up tracking

632
00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:16.920
them down to this apartment complex and catching them. And

633
00:36:16.920 --> 00:36:19.320
and so that was twice in two weeks we had

634
00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:24.639
pretty you know, intimate conversations with one another. You know,

635
00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:28.480
he's been arrested twice. Well, that was in October twenty fifteen,

636
00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:34.039
in uh January or February of twenty twenty six, my

637
00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:36.199
partner and I were at the jail booking somebody in

638
00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:39.519
and I walked by the Felony tank and some guy

639
00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:44.159
goes he starts waving his hands at me, like, and

640
00:36:44.199 --> 00:36:45.840
it wasn't like you know, most of the time you

641
00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:48.519
walk by and they're calling you some slur or they're

642
00:36:48.559 --> 00:36:50.800
trying to get your goat or they're trying to He

643
00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:53.800
actually looked happy to see me, right like. And I

644
00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:56.800
remember thinking, man, that's that's my guy. That's freaking weird

645
00:36:56.880 --> 00:36:59.400
well like, and I didn't get a good look at him.

646
00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:02.480
I just remember it's freaking weird like that that. So

647
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:05.000
I walked by him again and he does it again.

648
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:08.559
He goes, hey, hey, come over here, and I was

649
00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:11.800
just ignored him. And about the third time he did that,

650
00:37:11.880 --> 00:37:14.360
I walked over and I go, hey, do I freaking

651
00:37:14.440 --> 00:37:16.920
know you? And he comes close to the felody take

652
00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:18.440
and I see the stop six.

653
00:37:18.280 --> 00:37:21.639
Like, will ya, what's all buddy?

654
00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:25.000
He goes He goes, yeah, man, remember me, you arrested

655
00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:27.960
me twice, like like we're long lost buns. And he

656
00:37:28.079 --> 00:37:31.800
was glad I had a resting him, right So I said, well,

657
00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:35.199
will you? I said, uh, I said what are you

658
00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:37.639
in here for? And he goes, you'll never believe it,

659
00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:41.599
and I said, uh, well, try me, try me. I said,

660
00:37:41.599 --> 00:37:43.800
I've heard a lot of stuff. He goes, I'm in

661
00:37:43.840 --> 00:37:47.360
here for the big one and I said the big one.

662
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:51.320
He goes, what's the big one? He goes murder, and

663
00:37:51.400 --> 00:37:53.719
I said, man, I'm impressed.

664
00:37:53.760 --> 00:38:02.760
I said, I said.

665
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:03.000
Uh, who are you supposed to have killed? Because it's

666
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:05.880
never there? Right yeah? And then he goes, man, you

667
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.159
just you won't believe the story. So what do I

668
00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:10.800
do as a good officer? I go look his name

669
00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:13.440
up on our reports system to find them.

670
00:38:14.159 --> 00:38:15.679
So, so this guy is sitting there, he's in the

671
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:17.239
pelony tank, and he's just bragging to you.

672
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:20.119
Hey, you know, hey, like we were just lost buddies,

673
00:38:20.119 --> 00:38:22.199
because I've arrested them twice. I mean, you can't make

674
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:23.360
like Brad said, you can't.

675
00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:24.000
That's a bond.

676
00:38:24.079 --> 00:38:25.559
Can't make up this stuff.

677
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:27.039
You know, that's a bond right there.

678
00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:27.960
I'll give you that.

679
00:38:29.960 --> 00:38:34.280
Oh man, Well, Brad, I mean, since we're on we're

680
00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:38.840
on the topic of weapons here, and I guess hotels

681
00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:43.119
to some degree, you brought a story Radison swords.

682
00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:48.639
Yeah, Steve, that was that was an interesting one.

683
00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:54.480
So we uh we get called to the Radison Hotel,

684
00:38:56.119 --> 00:39:00.800
which is uh On Ultimesa, just just north of or

685
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:09.079
just east of thirty five, and there is a there's

686
00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:15.159
a guy in the lobby. He had brought a duffel

687
00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:24.000
bag of swords plural plural, and he was very irate

688
00:39:25.119 --> 00:39:30.400
with the hotel people because they were refusing to give

689
00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:35.079
him a room, mainly because he didn't want to pay

690
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:38.760
for it because he believed that he owned the hotel.

691
00:39:39.320 --> 00:39:41.079
I would want to pay for it either the hotel.

692
00:39:41.159 --> 00:39:44.360
That's right, he didn't get the memo that he owned.

693
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:51.639
So so we uh we kind of triangle him and

694
00:39:51.880 --> 00:39:57.039
you know, start trying to calm him down. And while

695
00:39:57.079 --> 00:40:02.519
we're trying to talk to him, well uh he uh

696
00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:08.760
goes into a fighting stance, kind of crouches down and

697
00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:13.719
informs us that he is kung fu panda.

698
00:40:14.239 --> 00:40:18.719
The did you ask.

699
00:40:18.599 --> 00:40:20.840
You for a p autograph like the Jat and black

700
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:22.199
kng Fu Panda.

701
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:27.760
Yeah, So so he starts doing these, uh you know

702
00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:30.360
what he thinks for kung fu moves and everything in

703
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:36.360
the air, kicking in the air, and so we're just

704
00:40:36.480 --> 00:40:40.000
kind of letting him put on a show and screaming,

705
00:40:40.079 --> 00:40:47.840
yell at us and everything himself out. So finally, you know,

706
00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:51.639
step up and I was like, all right, guys, it's

707
00:40:52.159 --> 00:41:00.760
it's time. Let's go time. Yeah, So we decide to

708
00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:06.800
tas him. So I'm telling him to get get down,

709
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:11.159
and of course he doesn't, and you know, he gives

710
00:41:11.159 --> 00:41:17.400
me the old come on you know, So I tase him. Uh,

711
00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:23.119
it's effective, but he rips the cords and jumps up

712
00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:28.119
and starts charging me. I've got a little bit of

713
00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:33.400
mixed martial arts background, so as as he's charging me,

714
00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:36.559
I gave him a nice shoulder throw, put him on

715
00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:37.000
the ground.

716
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:42.159
And wait, wait a minute. You you took down kung

717
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:42.760
Fu Panda.

718
00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:46.159
I did? I did with his swords.

719
00:41:46.239 --> 00:41:50.760
Well, luckily he hadn't reached into his bag of swords

720
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:54.480
yet because he was kung Fu Panda, so I mean

721
00:41:54.519 --> 00:41:55.679
thought he thought he didn't need him.

722
00:41:55.800 --> 00:41:58.679
I'm impressed, Brad, you took down the kung Fu panda.

723
00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:03.920
We haven't told Disney yet. Well, so here's where the

724
00:42:03.960 --> 00:42:13.519
funny part happens. A little backstory. The prior call we had,

725
00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:17.480
we had left the call and we went to seven

726
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:20.679
to eleven and I look over and this was back

727
00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:25.679
in twenty fifteen when President Trump was running the first time.

728
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:30.559
And I look over by the dumpster and there is

729
00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:39.519
a perfect, perfect, imperfect shape Trump pinyata over there by

730
00:42:39.559 --> 00:42:46.000
the dumpster, and so I was like, oh sweet. So

731
00:42:46.719 --> 00:42:50.119
I grabbed the Trump pinata and I put it in

732
00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:52.960
the back of my patrol car, so it looks like

733
00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:55.440
I've got Trump in the back seat of my patrol car.

734
00:42:56.159 --> 00:42:59.519
And then before I could do anything else, we got

735
00:42:59.519 --> 00:43:08.119
dispatch to the radison call. So so while we're wrestling

736
00:43:08.159 --> 00:43:09.800
with the Sky on the ground and getting him in

737
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:12.960
cuffs and everything, of course, uh, the other officers are,

738
00:43:13.079 --> 00:43:16.960
you know, calling for for backup and everything, so sergeants

739
00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:19.280
come out and everything else. So by the time we're

740
00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:24.639
walking him out of the radison, you know, of course,

741
00:43:24.639 --> 00:43:27.559
he's still yelling that you know, he's Kung Fu Panda

742
00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:30.599
and everything else, and of course everybody's starting to chuckle,

743
00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:36.079
and I forgot about the Trump Pinata in the back

744
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:38.960
of my car. So I opened the back of the

745
00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:42.400
car and I'm like, oh crap, sergeants are there and everything.

746
00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:45.679
So I have to get the Trump pinnata out of

747
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:48.320
the car to put him in to put him in

748
00:43:48.360 --> 00:43:51.239
the back seat, and of course the sergeants are going,

749
00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:56.119
what what in the world is going on? Sims? And

750
00:43:56.239 --> 00:43:58.760
so it was. It was quite the It was quite

751
00:43:58.800 --> 00:44:04.960
the laugh and the trump. Pignotta actually stayed in our

752
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:07.679
roll call room for about six months.

753
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:10.280
I always wonder where that come from. I did you

754
00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:11.639
eventually take it home with you?

755
00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:16.639
No? No, somebody somebody took it. I don't know what

756
00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:20.559
happened to it, but yeah, I I was planning on

757
00:44:20.599 --> 00:44:22.000
taking that home as a moment.

758
00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:24.159
For some reason though, when you were telling that story,

759
00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:26.000
you said that three of y'all were trying to lay around.

760
00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:28.639
In my head, the song that was playing.

761
00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:30.440
Was everybody was going by.

762
00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:35.960
Yeah.

763
00:44:36.000 --> 00:44:39.599
But you know, in patrol, you've come across a lot

764
00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:41.880
of things. You'd find a lot of things laying on

765
00:44:41.880 --> 00:44:45.760
the side of the road. I remember responding to an accident.

766
00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:47.599
This is out on six point thirty five. One day,

767
00:44:47.639 --> 00:44:49.840
I was responded to an accident and I had pulled up.

768
00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:53.440
As I was walking up to the vehicles involved on

769
00:44:53.480 --> 00:44:57.079
the shoulder of the roadway, there was a well if

770
00:44:57.119 --> 00:45:00.079
you guys remember people would get those I don't know.

771
00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:03.719
They weren't brass, they're metal. Ball sacks that peopleould hang

772
00:45:03.719 --> 00:45:06.360
on there a metal ball sack.

773
00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:12.800
This truck's got nuts, this truck's got balls.

774
00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:16.480
As I'm walking up to these to these vehicles, I

775
00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:18.440
look off to my right and there on the ground,

776
00:45:18.519 --> 00:45:22.360
I mean, big ass screwed them laying on the on

777
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:26.639
the ground, and I picked up I'm like, okay.

778
00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:31.119
Yeah, exactly, come off the car that was wrecked.

779
00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:33.800
So no, no, I didn't it just there's all sorts

780
00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:36.000
of stuff falls up, the parts of fall off cars

781
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:39.039
and LBJ. Anyway, so I picked it up, and when

782
00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:40.800
I hadn't turned and went back to my car, go

783
00:45:40.920 --> 00:45:43.039
stick in the trunk of my squad and there's a

784
00:45:43.079 --> 00:45:45.159
DPS trooper who's backing me up the time. He pulled

785
00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:47.159
up and he got out his car and he's just laughing.

786
00:45:47.719 --> 00:45:49.559
They walked up. I'm like, oh yeah, this is this

787
00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:52.920
is good print material here. Anyways, went up, we handled

788
00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:56.800
the accident, got back to my station. At this point

789
00:45:56.800 --> 00:45:59.920
in time, we were still driving Crown Vicks. But supervisors said,

790
00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:03.639
SUVs lieutenant's trucks right there, you know, closest to the

791
00:46:03.719 --> 00:46:08.280
door to go in, and you installed oh yeah, absolutely

792
00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:09.840
didn't have anything to hang them with. So I'm out

793
00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:15.280
there with crime scene tape, you know, the hitch truck.

794
00:46:16.119 --> 00:46:18.400
Anyways, he got a kick out of that, sergeant or

795
00:46:18.400 --> 00:46:20.199
lieutenant this lieutenant lieutenant.

796
00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:22.119
So if you have a set of those in your

797
00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:23.559
truck and you get in a wreck and they fall off,

798
00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:25.039
with that be essentially being neutered.

799
00:46:26.440 --> 00:46:28.239
Yeah, got your balls got off.

800
00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:30.480
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801
00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:33.719
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822
00:47:56.039 --> 00:47:59.559
of law enforcement. We're joined with two guests today. We've

823
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:03.079
got Officer Jimmy Paulack It's been fun to be here, Steve,

824
00:48:03.800 --> 00:48:05.159
and Officer Brad Simms.

825
00:48:05.320 --> 00:48:06.280
Glad to be here, Steve.

826
00:48:06.719 --> 00:48:08.000
It's been a lot of fun having you guys on

827
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:10.199
here today. Who knows how We're going to close out

828
00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:14.920
the show today. But before we get to that, if

829
00:48:14.920 --> 00:48:18.400
you have not checked out our website, go to uh

830
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go to it. Check it out offbeat cop Show dot com,

831
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832
00:48:27.480 --> 00:48:29.880
got a little bit more enthusiasm the second go around.

833
00:48:31.000 --> 00:48:33.199
I got you sleeping, put me on the spot, got

834
00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:39.559
you sleep in that time, put me on the dot.

835
00:48:39.639 --> 00:48:40.440
See what you did there.

836
00:48:41.639 --> 00:48:44.719
Sorry, I go back to pretty stud good Lord Curtis,

837
00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:50.840
all right, your sins, thank you. We have some water

838
00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:53.400
we can sprinkle on this job down. There'll be holy water.

839
00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:56.000
We got some energy drink.

840
00:48:56.840 --> 00:48:57.199
Okay.

841
00:48:57.320 --> 00:49:00.480
Anyways, going back to the website, there are website you

842
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843
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844
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849
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851
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858
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Anything else we're still waiting on MySpace. They have they

859
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have not, Curtis, you and your minds. I'm bringing it back, baby, Yeah,

860
00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:04.960
you know it. Okay, shout out to you, Tom brad I.

861
00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:07.679
There's been some build up to this story here and

862
00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:11.159
we're going to finish off today's show with the story

863
00:50:11.320 --> 00:50:13.840
you've got titled bitch Slap.

864
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:19.960
Yeah, Steve, you know, we've all worked with officers that

865
00:50:20.079 --> 00:50:28.559
were very abrasive, abrasive, over zealous, no way. You know,

866
00:50:28.679 --> 00:50:35.440
they the the power of being a police officer kind

867
00:50:35.440 --> 00:50:40.079
of goes through their head and you know everybody has

868
00:50:40.119 --> 00:50:46.760
to go to jail. Well, I worked with an officer

869
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:53.679
that was very much like that, very very knowledgeable in

870
00:50:53.800 --> 00:50:58.599
the penal code, but there was no no black and white,

871
00:50:58.760 --> 00:51:01.840
like everybody had to go to jail. You got one warrant,

872
00:51:02.559 --> 00:51:11.320
you're going to jail. So he was, I mean, everybody

873
00:51:11.400 --> 00:51:14.480
knew his personality and all. And so I went to

874
00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:21.360
a call with him and uh it was a sixteen

875
00:51:21.440 --> 00:51:27.079
year old female that the mother had called because she

876
00:51:27.280 --> 00:51:35.360
just couldn't do anything with her. And so, uh, we

877
00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:40.679
we get there and she, the sixteen year old female

878
00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:48.239
is sitting outside on the steps and uh, so I

879
00:51:48.360 --> 00:51:52.639
was I was the assist, so I was letting that

880
00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:57.239
officer run the show, which he liked to do anyway.

881
00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:03.239
So he is, he's talking to her and we're trying

882
00:52:03.280 --> 00:52:06.480
to get you know, background and everything of what's going on,

883
00:52:06.920 --> 00:52:21.960
and she basically said some explicits to him, and he

884
00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:26.400
made her stand up, and he proceeded to inform her

885
00:52:26.559 --> 00:52:29.880
that that he is an officer of the law and

886
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:35.480
she will respect his authority. And just about the time

887
00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:40.360
he got that out, I mean, she let him have it.

888
00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:47.960
I mean, bitch slapped him right across his face. And

889
00:52:48.079 --> 00:52:50.880
so I mean we you know, arrested her and everything.

890
00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:58.039
And but the funny part of this story was our

891
00:52:58.079 --> 00:53:05.000
sergeant at the time, so in reviewing the the ax

892
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:12.199
On video he took, he took the slap and slowed

893
00:53:12.199 --> 00:53:16.440
it down in the slow mo and saved it as

894
00:53:16.519 --> 00:53:21.079
like a screensaver on his computer where where he can

895
00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:25.480
watch it every day, and anytime somebody would come by

896
00:53:25.639 --> 00:53:29.239
his office, he was like, did you did you see

897
00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:33.119
the bit slap on this officer and would show it.

898
00:53:33.199 --> 00:53:36.519
I mean, he got so much, he got so much

899
00:53:36.559 --> 00:53:41.159
play out of that, you will respect. That's exactly That's

900
00:53:41.199 --> 00:53:42.559
exactly the way it was.

901
00:53:43.039 --> 00:53:43.880
Yeah, what.

902
00:53:47.119 --> 00:53:52.119
You know, and and a touch on the on what

903
00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:53.800
you said at the beginning of that. I mean, yeah,

904
00:53:53.840 --> 00:53:56.320
it's not everybody needs to go to jail. Not everybody

905
00:53:56.320 --> 00:53:59.440
needs to take it right, some people definitely do. By

906
00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:03.039
all means, you can talk yourself into jail, right, But yeah,

907
00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:08.079
that's why we have discretion out there in the world. Yeah,

908
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:10.880
you gotta you can't give her the human aspect of it,

909
00:54:10.920 --> 00:54:14.880
the human part of it. Now, something guys that I

910
00:54:14.920 --> 00:54:16.880
had mentioned at the start of the show, So I'm

911
00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:18.239
going to go back on my word here. I said

912
00:54:18.239 --> 00:54:20.079
we were going to close out the show with that

913
00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:27.039
Jimmy You Friday story today dancing in my underwear doune

914
00:54:27.119 --> 00:54:28.840
dun dunk finish.

915
00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:32.679
So this is a uh, this is another vice story.

916
00:54:33.000 --> 00:54:36.920
And this was on another human trafficking detail that we

917
00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:41.000
were doing at a hotel where we got escorts to

918
00:54:41.000 --> 00:54:44.440
come in and make deals with And again, uh, you

919
00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:48.519
try to make these as entertaining as possible. So while

920
00:54:48.519 --> 00:54:50.360
we were doing the prep work for this during the

921
00:54:50.360 --> 00:54:54.159
week before the weekend, when we did the detail, I said, guys,

922
00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:57.079
I'm gonna I'm gonna get a girl up there and

923
00:54:57.119 --> 00:55:01.119
I'm gonna get her to dance to George Michael's Careless

924
00:55:01.159 --> 00:55:03.079
Whispers for me, and.

925
00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:06.039
Uh, and everybody know what we're talking.

926
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:10.920
And anyways, and so I don't know what happened, but

927
00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:13.800
the dare just kind of it just kind of started

928
00:55:13.800 --> 00:55:17.320
taking a life of its own. And and some guys said, well, Polly,

929
00:55:17.440 --> 00:55:21.199
I bet I bet you won't dance in front of

930
00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:24.480
her too careless whispers. And I said, I said, I

931
00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:27.239
bet I will. And they said, I bet you won't

932
00:55:27.400 --> 00:55:31.199
strip dance too careless whispers in front of her, and

933
00:55:31.239 --> 00:55:34.960
I said, I bet I will. And so we, uh,

934
00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:37.440
we did the we did the weekend right when I

935
00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:39.960
got a girl to come up there. And kind of

936
00:55:39.960 --> 00:55:42.559
my stick steve to to make the case is I

937
00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:45.280
would always I'd always kind of loosen them up by

938
00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:48.559
telling them, Hey, tell me like the weirdest story that

939
00:55:48.599 --> 00:55:51.639
you've ever heard, you know, while out on dates. Right,

940
00:55:51.880 --> 00:55:53.599
because what I tell him is I got a buddy

941
00:55:53.599 --> 00:55:57.440
next door and he and uh, yeah, he's a priest.

942
00:55:57.880 --> 00:55:59.760
You know, we're up here from Loveck. You know, I

943
00:55:59.800 --> 00:56:01.880
got family from Lubbock, So I just always go back

944
00:56:01.880 --> 00:56:03.960
to Lubbock, right, And I said, we're up here from

945
00:56:04.039 --> 00:56:05.719
Lubbock working a construction job.

946
00:56:05.760 --> 00:56:07.480
And and uh.

947
00:56:07.280 --> 00:56:09.199
He's getting you know, he's getting a date too, because

948
00:56:09.239 --> 00:56:11.119
it's just what dudes do when they're out of town,

949
00:56:11.159 --> 00:56:14.800
you know. And and I said, you know, so he's

950
00:56:14.800 --> 00:56:18.360
gonna ask his date the same question, right, and whoever's

951
00:56:18.360 --> 00:56:20.960
got the best story gets a steak dinner from the

952
00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:23.719
other guy. So then you get Stevie, get them bought in.

953
00:56:23.840 --> 00:56:26.079
So now they want you to win, right, They start

954
00:56:26.079 --> 00:56:29.559
telling me, they start telling they start telling you some

955
00:56:29.719 --> 00:56:32.920
weird stories, you know. And so anyway, she tells me

956
00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:35.480
a story that I might say for another show because

957
00:56:35.480 --> 00:56:38.760
it takes a little time. But anyway, so so she

958
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:41.519
tells me pretty pretty good story, one of the best

959
00:56:41.599 --> 00:56:45.119
that I've ever heard doing that. And uh, and so

960
00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:48.679
I told her, I said, man, I said, here's another

961
00:56:48.719 --> 00:56:52.280
thing too. I said, we're gonna throw in like another

962
00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:55.440
hundred bucks or something like that. My buddy bet me,

963
00:56:56.000 --> 00:56:58.880
I told her. I said, I said, my buddy bet

964
00:56:58.920 --> 00:57:02.119
me that I will and strip dance to the song

965
00:57:02.199 --> 00:57:06.119
Careless Whispers to You And she goes, well, what's that song?

966
00:57:06.360 --> 00:57:08.920
She kind of younger, right, she doesn't know George Michaels

967
00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:11.280
are kidding. So I get my phone and I pull

968
00:57:11.320 --> 00:57:13.719
it up on YouTube play for oh yeah, yeah, I've

969
00:57:13.760 --> 00:57:16.519
heard that song before, said let's do it. Let's let's

970
00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:19.599
win you this bed, honey. And so uh we get

971
00:57:19.639 --> 00:57:23.159
on the bed, right, I've already got the case and uh.

972
00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:26.599
I start playing the song and uh and I start

973
00:57:26.639 --> 00:57:29.920
taking clothes off, right, and I've got I've got my

974
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:31.920
pants off. My door is still on, but I got

975
00:57:31.920 --> 00:57:34.880
my pants off, got my old shirt off, and I'm

976
00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:37.440
on the bed just flailing around. I mean, I'm typical

977
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:40.159
white guy, don't have a bit of rhythm in me, right,

978
00:57:40.599 --> 00:57:44.320
and and she's going, yeah, baby, go go. And about

979
00:57:44.360 --> 00:57:47.280
that time, Cetu walks into the room to take me

980
00:57:47.280 --> 00:57:49.039
in custy and who's at the front of the line

981
00:57:49.079 --> 00:57:55.960
again right now comes couse, ma'am. And he's doing He

982
00:57:56.039 --> 00:58:00.039
sees me just flailing around like a I don't know

983
00:58:00.119 --> 00:58:03.199
what on the bed and uh and and he's trying

984
00:58:03.360 --> 00:58:07.079
so hard but he can't he can't do it. He

985
00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:10.039
starts going, you know, he just starts. He just starts

986
00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:13.639
bust out laughing. Their sergeant comes in behind him. He's

987
00:58:13.679 --> 00:58:15.320
the last one in the room. He takes a look

988
00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:18.320
at me. He just turns around walks out.

989
00:58:18.880 --> 00:58:21.679
I remember, I do remember the video because we, of course,

990
00:58:21.679 --> 00:58:24.000
we played it several times and it was hard to watch.

991
00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:24.719
It was.

992
00:58:24.800 --> 00:58:28.559
It was very the first three times it was.

993
00:58:28.960 --> 00:58:31.480
It was, you know, not my best moment, but it

994
00:58:31.519 --> 00:58:32.280
was sure was funny.

995
00:58:32.440 --> 00:58:37.239
Jimmy or man of many many skills, a master of disguises.

996
00:58:37.519 --> 00:58:40.159
We also learned that day Brown and back yell in front.

997
00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:52.840
Underwear on Yeah Raina. Raina says later he goes, why

998
00:58:53.039 --> 00:58:56.360
why is it that I'm always the first one in Yeah?

999
00:58:58.480 --> 00:59:02.440
Poor poor c t U, not knowing what to expect

1000
00:59:02.440 --> 00:59:03.639
when they come into the opera.

1001
00:59:04.679 --> 00:59:07.320
All right, guys, that's what we got for today's show.

1002
00:59:08.039 --> 00:59:09.760
Jimmy Brad. It's been a pleasure having.

1003
00:59:09.559 --> 00:59:12.000
You guys very much.

1004
00:59:12.239 --> 00:59:15.360
All right, guys, still, next time, keep it real, keep

1005
00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:18.639
it funny, stay safe and watch each other six