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Phew! Former Detention Sgt. Justin Patrick shares wild stories about romance, demons, and a skunk. Thankfully, not all at the same time. Plus more~! 

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Welcome, Welcome to Offbeat, the Light Side of Law Enforcement,

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part of the Treehouse podcast Network. On today's show, we'll

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hear about phone pranks, a demon girl, and helping a

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coworker who find romance.

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That is sweet.

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You got to help out your coworkers. Thanks for listening, guys.

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Steve here co host for today Detective Curtis Hadley.

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Great to be here, guys, and.

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We're joined with one guest in studio. We've got former

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detention sergeant Justin Patrick.

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Hey, good to be back. And uh, yes, good to

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be back.

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Justin your previous guest on a on a show, and

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it's good to have you back in the studio. We

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had a lot of stories we weren't able to get to,

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so uh we're here to finish those.

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Since your returning guests, we don't validate parking anymore. Let

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you know.

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That's fine, Yeah, so much. Get that house, keep back

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the way, cutbacks, got backs. You know, bags do not

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fly free.

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That's okay because we got plenty of backage to talk about.

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Oh yeah, yes, and and and that going to the

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fact that Justin you're you're no longer in law enforcement.

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You actually work for the airlines. Nowadays.

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So we've I do work for Southwest.

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We've already had the the whole conversation about bags.

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It was a light debate. Okay, yeah, what he's passionate

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on it is a non passionate on mine. It was me.

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Speaking the truth about why we're doing things and it's

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for the better.

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Well it was I was. I was a feeling venom

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about Southwest. I apologize. Oh, everyone feels it. You know,

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nobody likes change, but sometimes it's necessary.

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It is it is. I think we are right direction.

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Are we still talking about the aviation fielder? We're talking

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about law enforcement?

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It's it coincides it. Nobody likes change. No, no, okay,

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justin you.

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You're no longer an officer, but you are a former

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detention sergeant at the colling at the Colin County Sheriff's Office.

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Correct spent close to ten years twenty eleven to twenty

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twenty one. Eight of those ten years was on booking

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and it was an FTO and a sergeant.

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Very good, So you're out there again. We established this

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on the previous episode. You were teaching people how to detent. Yeah,

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detent and detertent and deter.

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Did they call you, Dano. No, it was a diabeto.

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Diabeto because I have diabetes, because you have diabetes. I

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thought that meant because everybody who comes into jail says

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they have diabetes and needs to go to the hospital. No, no, no,

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you can't lie to me. I know who has diabetes.

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Wow, like a diabetes detection machine.

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Diabetic machineabetic machine.

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Wow. Now justin you did bring ad bring a guest

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with you today an audience member. I did. I brought

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my girlfriend, Melissa.

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Hi, I'm Melissa, I'm MESA. Well, very good. It's always

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nice when we have audience members here in the studios

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still see if I'm actually funny or not. You know what,

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We'll I'm hoping that you are, but we're going to

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let her make that determination. So Melissa, we will ask

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a question of our audience member. Is he generally funny

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looking looking?

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Okay? She said, he tries. Let's get into this now.

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You had mentioned that in your in your time over

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at Colin County there there were pranks that were conducted

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on fellow co workers, as is in all good agencies.

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Absolutely, and that's that's part of the job.

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You gotta have fun doing the Yeah, you mentioned something

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about a prankin a coworker in involving a sex I

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don't know prop.

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Oh, yeah, we had this real tall, goofy coworker who

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just loved to screw at our sergeant and he was

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inventory in a person from Plan OPDS inmates coming in

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and you just hear his laugh.

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He just has one of those laughs. Wow, you know

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when I got a couple of donkeys and they.

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That's what I was actually aiming for, because that's about

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what he sounds like. He's going to be the best dudes.

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He's one of the best dudes in the world. But

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you just once you hear that laugh, you know that

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it's fixing to go south. So we turn around and

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he you just hear a pop and there is a

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a sex toy that consuction to things stuck to the

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sergeant's computer screen.

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Well, we can tell by your hand motion what it is.

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Unless you're unless you have shake weights at home, we

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know what you're talking about.

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Well, I mean you got to get it on that screen.

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Yeah, do it, hard man, hard lap it on there.

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And so the sergeant was downstairs and he comes back down.

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Before he reaches his computer, he turns and he says

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to that officer. I won't say his name, he does,

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he's not there anymore. What the f did you do

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to my computer screen? And once again all your years

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and we're all rolling because it's clearly him because he's

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the one with the bag open, and there's other items

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that are buzzing inside this bag, and he's just having

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the time of his life and no one could take

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him seriously all day long.

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Was it brought in by an I guess or somebody

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coming in? Yeah, it was a homeless person who collects toys,

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so it was used, Oh roughly used.

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Were there more than was it? Eight devices? Six? Six

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devices in a ticket?

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But one was like vibrating so hard it was just

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bouncing on the table. And he just left it there

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just because he thought it was the funniest shit in

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the world.

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I bet it was. Don't don't wear the batteries down?

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Oh yeah, well, And I can't help but thinking of

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National Lampoon's Christmas vacation when you're when you're talking about

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this a bag shaking and stuff, because if y'all remember

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when Chevy Chase, whenever one of the who's it ed,

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No I forgot someone, someone showed up and she wrapped

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a present and she'd wrapped her cat up in it,

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and he was trying to hold the present. He's like,

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is bouncing around and shaken. I could just see him

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checking in the inventory of this person's property's holding his

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bag and the bags just vibrating all over the place.

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Yeah, it was a plan. OPD knew it was in

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the bag.

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And they're just roll and laughing out there because he's

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having the time of his life. He's got he's got

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sex toys vibrating on the table, suction cup and one

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to the computer screen, just throwing them everywhere like it

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was nothing. And boss comes down and get out, go

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to lunch.

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That's just a good time. See, that's that's fun. You

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gotta have fun in.

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I would say good clean fun, but it wouldn't clean.

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It's not clean fun, but it was fun.

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Established it was used now you Yeah, anyways, Uh you

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mentioned something about phone pranks as well.

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Yeah, I uh, I can change my voice up a

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little bit.

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And I used to mess with my lieutenants when they'd

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call down there because I didn't have anything else to do.

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He'd call down. I used the phone can County Brent

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to ask how can I help you.

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I like that. That's kind.

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I called booking. I don't know what's going on. I've

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been getting their phone calls all day.

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All right, I'll call him back. Wait about thirty seconds.

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Con Kenny front, Yes, how can he?

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This is your lieutenant, it's my lieutenant. Awesome.

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He'd call back a third time con Kenny Front desk,

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and you just hear as he's slamming the phone down.

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He'd just said something I'm not gonna say.

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Pop.

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He's sitting there at the book and usk and he

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come walking over and I can't keep straight face to

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save my life, and I just started smirking. He looked

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at me and he goes, you keep that ship up,

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and I'm gonna put you back in housing.

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Yes, sir, abstitute lutely No.

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He meant put you behind the pores and housing.

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That could work today. At least I get some time off. Well,

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that's true vacation, all right, you don't wait. If I

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were ever in jail, I'd be like, can I have

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the TV remote? Can you change the channel on that TV?

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Can I get a book? I want a game? I'd

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be the biggest pay in the ass. Oh yeah, I'm

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if I if I ever get arrested, the first thing

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I'm doing is taking my clothes off, pulling up and

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screwing with the dirt team.

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They're gonna work for their money that day.

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I thought you were gonna say, smear and pool all

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over yourself.

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No, I'm not that crazy. How many times have you

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practiced that, Melissa? How many times has he practice that?

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Not when she's home?

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Apparently I thought that she's felt funny.

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Slip off the bed. Okay, yeah, let's dig ourselves out

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of that. It's a slippery hole. Going back to the

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slippery slope, going back to the first story. They're slightly used. Anyways,

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they too fine.

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Now, you you mentioned something, and this is something that

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I am very curious about. You said you have a

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story about a demon girl. And here we are in October.

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You know, we've got ghouls and all this out there,

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and Halloween coming up and Scary Curtis over here. Wait,

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tell us about this demon girl.

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It was like six months after I got hired. I'm

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on nights.

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It was one of the little bit that I was

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on the overnights, like midnight schedule, and I'll walk into

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the infirmary and I hear this scene, right, I look

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at the Fermi house.

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I was like, what is that again? Was the voice

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of an eye album? Knew dope? Voice of a demon? Sorry?

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And she goes go find out and I was like, okay,

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you know I learned when I hear the terms go

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find out, I am in fact not going and finding out.

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I'm turning around and leaving. So I walk down.

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I'm trying to find this voice, and it's the it's

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almost to the point of you know, the Sonda no no, no,

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whatever that is. She's standing while they're always naked, but

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they are naked facing the window, and she's just holding

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her her mattress, just holding it, singing, and all of

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a sudden she just turns her head and looks at me.

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I said, that's about enough. I'm leaving because I didn't

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make a sound walking down. She had no idea I

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was there. And she just kind of like turned her

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head and smiled, almost like it was out of a movie.

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And I was like, yeah, I'm white, but I'm not.

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Let's go see what the problem is white. I'm out.

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I left.

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They say evil since it's evil, so well, I've been

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told that plenty of times.

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So was she just high or she just I think

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she was just mental. Oh she was tasting colors, man like. Yeah.

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It was one of the creepiest things I've ever.

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Yeah, but now when you said she turned her head,

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it wasn't all the way around.

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Was did the body turn? I don't know that I

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would have had a job after that night she did that.

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It's like, yeah, she's just facing the window and the

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head's the only thing that turns.

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Yeah, what was she doing?

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Said, She's holding the mattress in front of the window,

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just standing there, singing, holding the mattress. I thinks she's

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about to go out the window and land on the mattress.

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I don't know. But the windows that actually that was

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the only bars we had in the jail, or on

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those windows. Our jail doesn't have bars.

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Yeah, and that's you know, common misconception for folks. Most

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most modern jails don't have bars.

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Yeah, I wouldn't think they would. I mean to have

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bartender got dad jokes today, Uh, they've got bars. And

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if they had bars in prison, I'll go. I mean,

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I have nothing better to do. I take a couple

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of days off. Y'all have shiner in there.

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I'll tell you shiner al right right in the.

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Bars in jail. I like it. It would definitely pick

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up morale. I fully believe.

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Just everyone gets two beers twelve hour shift, you won't

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be in tox kid, but she'll be just buzzled enough

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not to give a ship.

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Get your get your two drink tickets up to check in,

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which is good.

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I mean to drinks, not to give a ship, because

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we know some people in jails like to share their ship.

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Yeah so much, you know what, fight each other? I

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don't care.

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No no glass bottles, so yeah, no paper cubs, sea cups.

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It's like the fool. No class, no class guys. Yeah,

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no running, no running with scissors.

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Now, you mentioned something about a dog, and I don't

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know if this was a a a dog that would

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just aspire to be a law enforcement canine or what.

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But tell us about this this dog.

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I was tasked to go have an inmates sign his

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bonds or her bonds. I can't remember who was at

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the hospital, and we all took a county car. It

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was marked, but not marked. They just said conkuty Sheriff's office.

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No lights on it. Because we're jailer's what are we

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gonna do? Make traffic stops. They've done it before. That's

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why there's no lights on it. There's always a reason.

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I'm not saying it our department. I'm just saying people

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have done dumb, dumb stuff before.

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Good way to distance yourself there. Yeah, so you know,

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I stopped.

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I want to get something down on my out of

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my car, which our parks right next to the sally port.

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because I'm five feet from the car. I turn around

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and there's a chocolate lab sitting in the driver's seat.

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I was like, where the hell did you come from? Like,

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I didn't see him at all. So I was like,

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come on, come on, he just sat there, and he

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gets up, goes to the passenger seat. I called the

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housing lieutenant because it was a weekend. I was like,

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I have a dog in the car. What do you

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mean you have a dog in the car.

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There?

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There is a labrador rechiever in the passengers sheet of

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this squad car.

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Can't we keep him, sir?

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He won't get out, and I don't want to see

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if he's in a bite or not. We'll just drive

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him to to minimum security, right, I'm not sure if

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he's gonna bite me, So I'm gonna get in the

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car with him locked inside. All right, yeah, I'll do that.

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So I called them minimum security sergeant. I was like,

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hey man, I got an escapee in this car, and

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he was like you have a what Yeah, send the

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team out. So I'm driving down and I was like,

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calm down, just come outside. So he walks outside and

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I was like, he won't get out of the car,

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and he was like, opens the door, dog just stares

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at him. It took us like twenty minutes to get

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this dog out the car. He finally went inside, got

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like a piece of sandwich or something. Dog hops out

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animal shelter righting. So he just walks on up to

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the animal shelter.

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Smart dog.

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Okay, question, why didn't you guys go to the animal

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shelter in the first place and have one of them

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come out and get him.

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Because people who make more money than me didn't tell

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me to do that. I was told by somebody that

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made more money than me and had a badge to

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go where I went. So if it was a stupid idea,

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it wasn't mine.

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Still just as stupid, that's fair enough. It's pretty good

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it's a pretty good. So the explanation.

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This is offbeat, the light side of law enforcement. Check

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us out online at offbeatcopshow dot com.

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Let's welcome Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration

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into the studio. Their numbers eight three three Cook DFW,

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the website, cookdfw dot com. How have you been, Daniel,

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I've been doing fantastic, Steve.

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We are betting a little busy. We've been having lots

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of inspections and so it's been hectic, but we're making

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it happen.

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And that's that's good for business. It's good for business.

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Sometimes it's unfortunate some of these events that come through

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our area, but that's what we're here for.

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That's that's exactly it I mean. And that's peace of

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mind knowing that you guys are here to help folks

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out should should they need, should they need that assistance.

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And when we talk about that, there's you know, there's

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a lot to consider when having your roof replaced. Yeah, absolutely, Steve.

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I mean, there are a ton of things that could

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happen when when you're having you know, property you know

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modified or replaced or anything like that. So it's a

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perfect opportunity to really sit back and think about what

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kind of materials that you want to use this time.

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You know, a lot of times, you know, you can

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upgrade to a Class three or a Class four shingle.

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Sometimes you may want to upgrade to a designer shingle,

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something that really stands out, you know, makes your home

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look very appealing, you know, from the street and different

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in some applications, may be a perfect opportunity to maybe

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see about transitioning from an asphalt shingle roof to a

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to maybe some a metal roof of some kind. And

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you know, also a perfect time to look at ventilation.

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Do you have enough attic ventilation? Do you want to

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try to lower your energy costs and and keep you know,

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hot air from building up inside your home. So these

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are all perfect opportunities to look see if you can

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take advantage of an unfortunate situation where you have to

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have repairs done at your house, but maybe upgrade, maybe modify,

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make your home better. If you're going to have to

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go through a scenario we're replacing your roof.

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If you are in need of a new roof, roof repair, remodeling,

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or restoration, give Daniel a call at COOKDFW Roofing and

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Restoration the numbers eight three three Cook DFW Again, that's

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eight three three Cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com.

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And we're back back to more offbeat the light side

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of law enforcement.

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Steve here joined the Curtis today. What's going on up here?

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Oh here? Look sorry?

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Oh yeah, right, rough day in the studio.

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It is.

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Yes, I'm still Steve, You're still Curtigs still here? Is

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Justin still here? I am all right? Yes, we got

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one guest joined us today. We've got Justin Patrick.

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Good to be back. And we've got one audience member. Yeah, girlfriend, girlfriend, Lissa.

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We've got a girlfriend, Melissa.

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dot com. Now hurtis there gonelet has been you know,

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has been thrown down by Josh on the.

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Dote I heard. Yeah, he Josh seems to think he's

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got your beat on that.

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Okay, I will apologize. I would did get busy this

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week and they get the last listen to last week's show.

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I'll listen to my way home and I'll if I

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have to, I'll call him out.

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Yeah, I you know, be prepared to call him out

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because I think you're gonna want to.

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He's we might have a calm off.

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Yeah, that's we mentioned that we might going to have

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a dot com off. Have you Josh and Joe Ann.

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It's gonna be like an in person lineup and be

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like number one please step forward and say dot dot com.

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Dot com. It'd be like a d eight a dot com.

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So love you Joan Uh and you moo dot com.

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Yeah, how do you say dot com with the New

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England accent about the asker?

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Okay, yeah that cam? That that cam? Yeah, dat cam?

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All right, moving right along. I think we've dot com

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the hell out of dot com. Justin you mentioned something

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about uh, pepper spray in a silhouette, which really wasn't

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fair because you actually I had to in my show notes.

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I had to write the word silhouette. I was trying

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to sound it out.

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So I'd probably still misspelled it too, just like everybody

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else does.

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Oh, I'm sure I did. I'm sure I did. Next

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I'm gonna write down amphetamine and then what was the

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other affid?

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David?

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God, damn, that's a bitch every time. Okay, hey, ayways,

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pepper spray and is silhouette.

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So we're dealing with the guy in the holding tank

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that is not playing nice so ready to fight. He's

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backed off into a corner on a bench in a

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partition and at this point it's there's no asking nicely.

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He's gonna fight us.

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So guy on his left me, I'm are on his right,

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and my partner who has the can of pepper, and

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we go to grab this guy. And as we grab

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him my partner deploys the pepper spray. There's two types

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of deployment in pepper spray. You have stream and you

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have cone slash fog. Well, we didn't use the stream,

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and our pepper spray was uh really really really.

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Potent kind of stuff. It's actually exactly saber ed. That's

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what we have. Yeah, good stuff.

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Yeah, taste to me does m K three has nothing

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on saber red some of the worst purpose crab ever.

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Just smelling it sextual, breath away, well refreshing, Yeah, to

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be their commercial it it he sprays it from so

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he sprays it from so far that it it hits

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me and the inmate. And when we get done putting

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him in handcuffs and everything, they go back and there

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is a perfect silhouette with a few of my body

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and the inmate's body like a crime scene had just occurred.

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Orange white wall orange, just perfect. And it's from here

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over my face is burnt orange.

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So from the middle of your face, your nose off to.

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The off to the side, and I wear contacts, Oh

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even better. So if you leave these contacts in your eyeballs,

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it can melt, melt the eye contacts, your eyeballs. So

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I had to go into the nurses station and remove

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my contacts because the only thing that was saving my

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eyeball were my contacts. And as soon as the contact

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came out, that pepper got underneath that.

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Yeah, and.

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I would almost rather be kicked in the groin than

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have that particular pain again.

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That hurts so bad. He come walking around the corner.

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He was like, quip, bit a bitch, and I was like,

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this is your fault here, would you like to use

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one of my contacts? And the and all you hear

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is the inmates screaming because he's he's in the same position.

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He was like upside he's getting put on the restraint bed.

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He's pleading, just give me some milk.

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Yeah, something, let me.

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That was the worst day of my life in the

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academy when they spread us with this stuff. I mean

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it goes. It was probably seven days later. I still

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feel like a grit in my eyes. I got used

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to it, so get used to that.

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We would if they were still being asked to us,

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and we'd let them go shower and get it off

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of it. We'd give them all the soap and everything

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that they wanted. I might just forget to tell them

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to bend over.

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Yeah, I've been for yeah, lean four absolutely. Oh like

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it burns, It burns, keep right in your mouth.

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It's gonna keep burning because it's in there now.

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Everything runs down. Here'll be there for a few days,

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just like us.

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It's now out of your eyes, but it is now

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in your around your twigenberries.

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I learned. I learned real quick.

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Milk is the first choice because water actually has a

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ceilant on. So when you're eating peppers and you drink water,

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it steals that into your tongue. Milk has something in

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there that breaks it down and washes it away.

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Well, and obviously my first choice is just not even

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mess with the pepper spray in the first place.

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Well, I got tired of fighting people.

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So yeah, and you know that's the one thing about

481
00:25:55.720 --> 00:25:59.839
pepper spray. Stuff's nasty. If someone gets sprayed, everybody gets sprayed. Yeah,

482
00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:01.640
it goes all over the place.

483
00:26:01.920 --> 00:26:03.680
Well, not to have the cone, it's a little bit better.

484
00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:06.920
Well, that's why I decided to be the one spraying

485
00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:09.519
instead of being the one around the spray is because

486
00:26:09.640 --> 00:26:10.559
I don't have to deal with it.

487
00:26:11.160 --> 00:26:15.000
M Yeah, that's Stuff's that stuff's nasty and it works

488
00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:15.680
for the most part.

489
00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:20.119
I mean there's very few people unless it's methamphetamines or PCP,

490
00:26:20.279 --> 00:26:23.519
which people on both of those and it doesn't affect

491
00:26:23.519 --> 00:26:24.119
them at all.

492
00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:25.440
Yeah.

493
00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:28.160
No, I can't imagine when I can't imagine taking a

494
00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:31.279
taking your contact out after you've got it in your eye.

495
00:26:31.319 --> 00:26:32.960
In the first I had to do that more than

496
00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:34.039
one time because.

497
00:26:33.839 --> 00:26:36.720
Actually crying open your eye to get to your contact.

498
00:26:37.799 --> 00:26:39.039
Let's just wear glasses.

499
00:26:39.680 --> 00:26:43.240
Well I did, but I got I got tired because

500
00:26:43.240 --> 00:26:46.799
I intentionally bought metal frames that were pendable, so when

501
00:26:46.799 --> 00:26:50.640
i'd get hit, they you know, bend out and I

502
00:26:50.640 --> 00:26:52.759
pick them up and bend them back and I'd put

503
00:26:52.759 --> 00:26:52.920
them in.

504
00:26:53.400 --> 00:26:56.200
What you need is the will Chamberlaine goggles. Man, I just.

505
00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:00.720
I just have a punishable face. I just have to

506
00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:02.880
face that image. You're like, I'm going to fight you

507
00:27:03.000 --> 00:27:03.359
right now.

508
00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:05.759
Yeah, I can see just God here, what are you

509
00:27:05.799 --> 00:27:10.279
talking about? Yeah, A punchable face. That's why I put

510
00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:14.160
you between me and him. It is pretty punishable. I mean,

511
00:27:14.279 --> 00:27:16.039
she's Lautina. She swings on me at least.

512
00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:17.720
One Oh, I don't blame her. Well, we can't hear

513
00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:21.799
about this. We will bill you from a marriage counseling.

514
00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:28.319
Okay, now you also just you also told us about

515
00:27:28.359 --> 00:27:31.640
being left left in a pod and explain to our

516
00:27:31.640 --> 00:27:36.119
listeners with you know, obviously jails have they're they're designed

517
00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:38.720
different ways, and in your particular place, you're talking about

518
00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:40.319
a pod. What what does a pod look like?

519
00:27:40.960 --> 00:27:47.480
So pod, and it's a direct supervision jail. So the

520
00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:51.559
most direct supervisions have clusters, and inside that cluster is

521
00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.680
our pods, which are the housing units, and they're usually

522
00:27:55.720 --> 00:27:59.200
two decks, and then in that ood is one officer.

523
00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:03.839
So it's like an open room with individual sales going

524
00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:04.279
around it.

525
00:28:05.400 --> 00:28:05.880
Yes and no.

526
00:28:06.359 --> 00:28:09.400
So you have open style, which is literally just an

527
00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:11.720
open dorm room, and you have bunks that you can

528
00:28:11.799 --> 00:28:15.759
just look at, and then you also have actual cells.

529
00:28:16.279 --> 00:28:18.759
The top cells had one person in at the bottom

530
00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:22.319
cells had two. Okay, right, so some actually had cell

531
00:28:22.359 --> 00:28:25.480
doors and then a couple pods did not. It was

532
00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:31.519
just open dormitory style, so no privacy whatsoever unless you're

533
00:28:31.519 --> 00:28:34.839
in the shower, and even then there's no doors. It's

534
00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:38.119
just hey, we set a chair out or something. Somebody's

535
00:28:38.119 --> 00:28:41.599
taking a shower, respect or privacy whatever. And yeah, so

536
00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:46.079
I respond to a fight, and I go to get

537
00:28:46.119 --> 00:28:50.599
this guy and somebody pops off pepper before I had

538
00:28:50.599 --> 00:28:56.000
the chance to and it hit me across the face again.

539
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:59.880
Sabor ed, and you know, I get them handcuffed and

540
00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:01.680
help them get him up, and I'm kind of sitting

541
00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:05.039
there waiting for a second, and then I realized it

542
00:29:05.160 --> 00:29:07.759
is really quiet in here. So I was able to

543
00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:09.400
force my eye open a little bit, and I was like,

544
00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:13.839
these little punks left me.

545
00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:17.720
So wow, that's and they're the ones that sprayed you too.

546
00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:18.680
Yeah. I get up.

547
00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:23.119
And I'm I'm again, I've gotten so used to pepper

548
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:24.720
spray that I can kind of force my eye open

549
00:29:24.759 --> 00:29:25.319
without having.

550
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:26.440
To do that. You got to be able to work

551
00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:27.160
through it, right.

552
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:30.519
So I'm in the one of the further furthest clusters

553
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:33.079
and I'm walking all the way back and they see

554
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:38.200
me walking like with the wall, and they're like, why

555
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:42.400
does why does sargant Patrick cook? He's really mad right now.

556
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:49.359
And I entered the infirmary and they're like, oh oops,

557
00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:53.000
I said, which one of you left me in there?

558
00:29:54.640 --> 00:29:58.680
Without any help and unable to see it got real quiet.

559
00:29:59.119 --> 00:30:03.519
I said, get me some milk now, and some cookies.

560
00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:05.839
The nurses were.

561
00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:09.519
Like, oh, he's pissed. I was.

562
00:30:09.799 --> 00:30:13.720
I wasn't super pissed, but I was like, y'all didn't

563
00:30:13.759 --> 00:30:17.559
have the the the conscience to be like, are sergeants

564
00:30:17.559 --> 00:30:20.000
sitting on the ground full of pepper spray? We should

565
00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:25.240
probably help him, you know what, he deserves it. We're going, wow.

566
00:30:25.640 --> 00:30:28.039
You know, I wouldn't say it's a direct correlation, you know,

567
00:30:28.640 --> 00:30:28.960
on you.

568
00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:34.519
I mean, yeah, how were you as a sergeant?

569
00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:36.799
I was a pretty decent sergeant. They thought I was

570
00:30:36.799 --> 00:30:39.279
going to be real bad. And then after a while

571
00:30:39.279 --> 00:30:42.440
they're like, oh, he leaves us alone and actually writes

572
00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:43.640
us up for positive stuff.

573
00:30:44.359 --> 00:30:49.599
Oh huh yeah, I mean hopefully that doesn't reflect on

574
00:30:49.640 --> 00:30:51.119
what your guys thought of you as a sergeant, that

575
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:52.880
they pepper sprayed you and threw you inside of jail

576
00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:53.720
cell and all ditched you.

577
00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:54.359
It's okay.

578
00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:56.519
I actually got some I got some payback to one

579
00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:58.480
of my two sentences one time. Who wasn't even supposed

580
00:30:58.480 --> 00:30:59.200
to be at work that day.

581
00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:02.400
No wait a minute, See these are your subordinates and

582
00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:06.599
they you're their sergeant. You get pepper sprayed, putting a

583
00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:08.480
cell and abandoned and.

584
00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:10.039
Oh no, I wasn't putting a cell. I was in

585
00:31:10.039 --> 00:31:12.200
the day room, but I still got left there sitting

586
00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:12.680
on the floor.

587
00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:16.200
But now you you did this to your lieutenant, not

588
00:31:16.279 --> 00:31:22.000
on purpose, and I didn't leave him anywhere. Things happen, yeah,

589
00:31:22.119 --> 00:31:22.799
tell us about it.

590
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:25.839
So we respond to a removal in the kitchen, and

591
00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:28.440
that one is dangerous and of itself.

592
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:34.880
But removal like if somebody is not following the.

593
00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:37.160
Rules, creating a scene, creating you know, they need to

594
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:40.640
be separated because at this point there they're a disruption.

595
00:31:40.920 --> 00:31:42.680
He's looking for a snack and they're not gonna let

596
00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:44.160
him have one the kitchen.

597
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:47.319
The dangerous part about a removal in the kitchen when

598
00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:48.160
you're in the kitchen.

599
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:50.920
What is kitchen knives exactly? So we don't.

600
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:55.480
Could be a fork, spoon, could be cut up, can

601
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:57.279
could be you know, because they have the big giant

602
00:31:57.279 --> 00:31:59.759
corn cans and green bean cans and which actually calling

603
00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:01.160
kind does pretty good because they grow a lot of

604
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:04.119
their own vegetables very nice, so they actually eat pretty.

605
00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:04.839
Well at call canny.

606
00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:09.920
But so I respond, you know, I got two lieutenants

607
00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:11.599
sitting there, and I don't think I was a sergeant

608
00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:15.079
yet I don't remember, and he's off in this corner,

609
00:32:15.119 --> 00:32:17.480
in a room around the corner from the actual kitchen,

610
00:32:18.079 --> 00:32:20.440
and this kid's like, I'm not getting on the ground

611
00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:23.960
and me and lieutenant look at each other AND's like,

612
00:32:24.200 --> 00:32:27.920
well you are here, you are. And another lieutenant shows

613
00:32:28.000 --> 00:32:34.200
up and we go to grab him, and I trying

614
00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:37.200
to stay far enough away to avoid needling, which is

615
00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:40.119
if it's too close to the the power of the

616
00:32:41.079 --> 00:32:43.559
I guess CO two in there can needle your eye

617
00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:45.839
and you know, damage your eye. That's different than noodling.

618
00:32:46.319 --> 00:32:49.960
It is needling. Have you ever been needling? No? No,

619
00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:51.960
have you ever been noodling? Uh?

620
00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:55.400
The I have Okay, all right, So I hit this

621
00:32:55.519 --> 00:32:56.599
kid and.

622
00:32:58.279 --> 00:32:58.640
Nothing.

623
00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:01.160
So we go to take him down and is like

624
00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:05.160
hit him again, and I was like, away, and I

625
00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:10.720
hits him. What I didn't know was as I hit him,

626
00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:15.720
one of the lieutenants moved into the into the Okay,

627
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:18.200
that's on him. He comes walking out and he's like this.

628
00:33:18.759 --> 00:33:21.440
He was like, next time, I've got you, and I

629
00:33:21.480 --> 00:33:23.279
was like, what did I do? He goes, I know

630
00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:26.680
that I'm not even supposed to be here today. I'm

631
00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:29.720
here to help out, and I was like again, showed up.

632
00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:32.640
Again, your fault that he came to help out and

633
00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:34.799
that he got in the crossfire, the all the ones

634
00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:38.880
that gave me pepper spray. M hmm. I told you

635
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:43.920
I'll stop fighting people. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. But

636
00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:45.319
what I do want to know about.

637
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:48.640
I want to know about a story you mentioned about

638
00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:50.880
being chased by some wildlife.

639
00:33:51.160 --> 00:33:52.359
Oh yeah, So.

640
00:33:54.680 --> 00:33:56.480
We have to do an outside around, you know, checking

641
00:33:56.519 --> 00:33:58.680
the perimeter of the fence line, checking the extra doors,

642
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:01.839
make sure nothing's unlocked. That sure, because those exterior doors

643
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:03.319
are direct exits.

644
00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:06.359
Really there's no fence or dead man's own or anything.

645
00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:08.079
Well, we have a fence around it, but they work

646
00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:14.880
an honor system. There's always somewhere in a fence line

647
00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:17.559
that's weak. That's if they have enough time to find it.

648
00:34:17.559 --> 00:34:21.360
It's called the weakest link. Yes, it's horrible.

649
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:25.159
The week is Chainley got some puns today, don't we. Yeah.

650
00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:29.480
So I'm walking around and I see something moving on

651
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:35.360
to go in my eye and it's getting darkish because

652
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:37.159
it's the second one of the day and I was

653
00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:40.679
on overtime. I was moving officer for that day, and

654
00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:43.719
I see it coming at me and I was like,

655
00:34:43.719 --> 00:34:48.559
what is that? Now granted, I'm I'm armed, I'm an

656
00:34:48.599 --> 00:34:51.039
I'm an armed officer doing our outside round of wait.

657
00:34:51.760 --> 00:34:55.400
Was armed because in case we ever encountered something, we

658
00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:58.159
were able to defend ourselves or you know, not that

659
00:34:58.199 --> 00:34:59.920
we're gonna go straight for the gun. But I had

660
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:01.960
pepper spray. You know, I had my radio.

661
00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:04.920
Leave the pepper pepper spray long man. That's yeah.

662
00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:07.480
You know what if you can't see, you can't fight, uh,

663
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:09.599
or you can't see what I'm fixing to do.

664
00:35:11.079 --> 00:35:16.119
Well, that's that's true. But pepper spray though, oh I

665
00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:16.639
used it.

666
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:21.199
I used it, but it was to reduce, you know,

667
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:24.440
use of force, because if you can't see, can't see me,

668
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:25.920
you can't see what I'm fixing to do or my

669
00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:30.119
team's gonna do, and I can more safely put you

670
00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:32.960
in handcuffs and instead of you know, so I used

671
00:35:33.000 --> 00:35:37.320
it to get into fist fights. I used to do

672
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:39.719
it before I was able to use pepper spray. But

673
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:42.400
I use it to my advantage to avoid you know,

674
00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:44.000
more physical.

675
00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:46.119
Activity.

676
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:51.360
So on this day, on this day, I realized, I

677
00:35:51.400 --> 00:35:54.400
was like, oh, that's a skunk and he's pissed, so like.

678
00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:58.119
Had he escaped from the jail or was he just nah,

679
00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:00.639
I was on the because he had strung. He's like

680
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:01.440
maybe he's an inmate.

681
00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:12.440
So I realized, like, oh, he's coming after me, you know,

682
00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:14.599
like he gets close enough, he throws his hind legs

683
00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:16.239
up right. I guess that's what they do, and they're

684
00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:17.000
about to spray somebody.

685
00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:19.679
He's about to pepper spray you. Yeah, yeah, And I

686
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:24.000
was like nah, I like, I know this guy pepper

687
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:26.599
sprays everybody. Get him first and they game back. So

688
00:36:26.639 --> 00:36:28.960
the bad part is it wasn't like he can't see,

689
00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:30.199
he can't fight, Yeah.

690
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:36.800
Exactly, So it wasn't really it was like in the seventies.

691
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:39.679
I've got my Kevlar vest on because I had.

692
00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:43.760
Temperature seventies, not the nineteen seventies. I look damn good

693
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:46.760
for if that was the seventies. So I am.

694
00:36:46.840 --> 00:36:50.039
I am in a dead sprint because this little bigger's fast.

695
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:50.960
I am.

696
00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:54.159
I'm full blown sprinting as fast as I can with

697
00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:57.440
an extra pounds of gear on me. And I finally

698
00:36:57.480 --> 00:36:59.480
get to the door where I get inside, and I'm

699
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:01.760
running at the steps because that one door stays open

700
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:04.039
for a second, and I guess it stopped chasing me

701
00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:06.880
at one point, and I have been running for longer

702
00:37:06.920 --> 00:37:09.960
than it had stopped chasing me because I wasn't looking

703
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:12.360
back to see if it was still coming. So I

704
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:17.039
get inside it and I am profusely sweating, Like they're like, dude,

705
00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:20.800
what is wrong with you? I was like nothing, Yeah, no,

706
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:24.039
They're like, dude, it's seventy degrees. Say did you run it?

707
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:27.679
I was like, yeah, yeah, maybe they did, not telling anyone.

708
00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:31.599
I'm fighting for my life not to smell like a dumpster. Yeah,

709
00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:33.840
and there's so I told no one there's a skunk

710
00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:35.079
out there. I was like, you know what, I didn't

711
00:37:35.079 --> 00:37:37.559
know about it, and neither can they cue up the cameras.

712
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:39.559
I would love to see the cameras because he took

713
00:37:39.559 --> 00:37:41.360
off running and it probably chased him for like four

714
00:37:41.400 --> 00:37:44.039
foot Yet he ran the other seventy seven over the

715
00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:45.639
door and like what happened?

716
00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:48.119
Even the Skunk's like, hey, I was just coming to

717
00:37:48.119 --> 00:37:48.559
say hello.

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And we're back back to more offbeat, the light side

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of law enforcement. We're joined with one guest in the studio. Today,

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we've got former detention sergeant Justin Patrick ola Ula, Wow,

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you changed the Spanish during the break.

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My Latina girlfriend is teaching me the Espanol.

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Oh that's a thing, Joe.

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Esp No.

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She keeps calling me puto, which is mean I think

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is my love. No, I don't think it is u.

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Here's the here's the here's the test. I might want

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to look at you when you go to a restaurant.

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Are you just getting salsa? Are you getting sasa?

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Uh? She orders?

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I don't know. She just talks so fast and I'm

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just like whatever she said?

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Yeah? Oh wow, So have you picked up literally what

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she said? What? You haven't picked up on much of it?

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The manud you know, I just know when she's mad. Okay,

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usually a sandal comes flying. But I'm kidding. She doesn't

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beat me.

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Okay. Yeah, we got to get away from the chocolate. Okay,

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let's get back to the English. Go ahead, simulcast in Spanish.

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All right, guys, if you've not checked out the website,

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i'd invite you to take a look at it. It's

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Offbeat Copshow dot com. Again, that's Offbeatcopshow dot com. There

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on the website you can listen to you all episodes

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as well as there's a link at the top of

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the web page for the RMS tree House Listeners Foundation.

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I invite you to click there on the foundation link.

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RMS Treehouse Listeners Foundation has been around for many years.

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Provides monetary donation to the families of our fallen police

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and firefighters here in the Dallas Worth. The area covers

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ten counties, So if you feel so inclined, then i'd

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write you to make a donation there to the Listeners Foundation.

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Also on the website there's a little microphone button. You

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can click on that little button that icon and leave

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Leave the story, tell us you are where you're from.

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studio and tell your stories on the show, then send

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us an email. Let's Offbeat Copshow at gmail dot com. Again,

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Offbeat Cop Show at Gmail.

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I'm charging you by the dot com. By the way

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dot com, Damn, I'm like eight in you are. Wow.

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Good thing you're only charging me like five cents a nickel.

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We'll talk later.

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Oh damn it, contract negotiations. See it's tough, man, It's yeah,

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it's not. Yeah, it's tough. Also, guys, check us out

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Costs you not then give us thumbs up, like share

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all that kind of stuff now, just we uh, no

794
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better way to finish off the show than talking about

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helping out a co worker. I understand that that you've

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got a story about helping a coworker find romance.

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Noble, very very I didn't do this. Oh I like

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that distance absolutely reflecting ahead we used. We did have

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this coworker who loved to play practical jokes. We'll call

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him c B. Perfect And did he have a funny laugh?

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It was for the guy with the funny laugh. Oh,

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it was the same same guy perfect.

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So we're we're sitting there and CEB is like, look

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what I did, And we'd come walking over and my buddy,

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who it's about, is like off doing something else. He

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had made a farmer's only page for our friend because

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he's very country.

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Farmers only, not fans only, farmers.

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Farmers only, fans, farmers only farmers so he didn't know

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about it. Well, my buddy, my buddy, we'll call him.

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We'll call him David. Okay, okay, we're gonna have to

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write this down.

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We got o case, We got David c b CB

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made the farmers only okay, And David comes walking over.

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What are y'all looking at? Why is my picture on there?

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What is this? Perfect?

817
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He you mother, and he was like what, I'm just

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hoping you find a girlfriend. He goes, you're only talking

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to fat women.

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Already. H He goes doing that, take it down.

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What was his bio like like long walks in the

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pasture or it was something. It was something, it was

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something while like that and come slap my asses and

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like he was not having it. He was oh, he

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was so pissed off.

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And David was like, take it down now, and he

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started stuttering and we're like red faced laughing because he

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is so mad about it that he was like oh

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and physically moved him and like deleted the account. And

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he see he goes another one, perfect, This is the

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dummy account. Always have a duplicate.

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Yes, it reminds me of like an old song. It's

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like looking for love and all the wrong places.

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For love and farmers only pages. Yeah, Curtis can sing,

835
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he's good at that, but farmers only. I had no

836
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idea that that existed. But you know, but fans only.

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I never heard of her, never heard of her.

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I honestly think it was created as satire when the

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dating sites first started popping up, but it ended up

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being a real thing.

841
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Well, you know, farmers got to stick together, man.

842
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And it was just the way he'd like put this

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profile together was just perfectly hilarious because you could tell

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like it wasn't real, but he was.

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Dave was so mad that he didn't realize it. Well

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I did.

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I mean hopefully somewhere in the profile says, you know,

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a jolly laugh.

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You know that he's got this jolly laughter? How did

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he laugh again? Perfect? Perfect? Yes, he already sounded like

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a donkey. Hey all, hey, I'm not gonna lie. That

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is what the donkeys sound like. Justin. It's pleasure having

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me back in the studio today. Thanks for coming on. Hey,

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it was presured to being back. Curtis. Good having you

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back as well.

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Oh yeah, I love it all right guys, thanks for

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this until next time, keep it real, keep it funny,

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stay safe, and watch each other.

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